Seriously. We thought this was another fake news story ourselves, but sometimes truth is funnier than fiction:
Personally, whenever I’m at the rail station (I’ve never been and have lived in Albany all my life), I always wish there were a way to be magically transported to the Times Union Center (I’ve been there twice) and nowhere else! Like say, by using a car or a bus like a normal person in a normal small city. And I demand that it looks like fucking Disneyland! 25 million isn’t enough!
Also; isn’t it embarrassing that fake news sites like ours do a better job of spelling and punctuation than actual news sites? Just saying.
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