The proposed Albany Skyway is so fucking stupid we don’t need to write a word to make it hilarious

A direct link to the article should suffice to make you laugh your lunch up (we’re pretty sure our pals over at All over Albany, or AOA as those of us in the know call it, are laughing with us):

http://alloveralbany.com/archive/2018/08/13/albany-skyway-design-2018-august#main-content

Ok maybe just one paragraph:

Only $3 million dollars to turn an underutilized ramp into a breeding ground for happy multicultural couples, trees that are greener than the ones from shitty old faded photographs, a great hangout place under a fucking bridge for all kinds of folks in different lighting conditions that don’t quite exist in real time, space, or anything else resembling reality, and a bunch of people utilizing various modes of transport to float above sidewalks, run into concrete barriers, violate all laws of realistic perspective (but seriously folks how bad are these contractors at hiring someone that knows how to use photoshop?)!  When the shit hits the road, this will provide a way for Albany citizens to walk an extra mile to get an up close view of the biggest eyesore in Albany, Ye olde toxic refrigerated warehouse!  They’re your taxes, and they might actually be wasted on this!  Aren’t you proud of your city and what it might accomplish?!

 

Albany Skyway design 2018-August_7

 

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