Mohamed A. Mohamed, former Prime Minister of Somalia and interim state DOT employee, has been selected to be President of Somalia.
When asked whether he’s still qualified to rule that an anarchic, war torn pseudo state, Mohamed replied;
“Dude, I’ve been working for New York State for years now. Empty titles, futile assignments, despair over the inability to accomplish anything whatsoever no matter how small and insignificant… I’ve been there and back. This will be a piece of cake.”