On Friday morning the Super Dark Collective and Chateau shows put aside their differences to put on a kickass show at the Savoy Taproom in Albany.
The temporary ceasefire was declared as rebel Chateauans regained territories in the Albany province of the Capital District. Meanwhile, survivors of the super fudge massacre dug in and tried to reclaim their stranglehold on Saratoga. Troy remains contested territory.
When asked for comment, Christopher Brown of the Super Dark Collective stated:
“What? What the fuck are you talking about? We’re not fighting. The Chateau show guys are really cool. We were never fighting! You’re nuts dude.”
Dan Paoletti of Chateau shows similarly remarked:
“Who the fuck are you? Are you that asshole from that band Fucking Christ that goes around saying how great they are and messages me constantly on facebook asking for shows and money and drugs? What’s wrong with you? Why do you make up this weird shit?”
This reporter attempted to attend the peaceful ceasefire show but couldn’t find parking around Lark Street in Albany. Instead he went home, and, upon finding there was absolutely nothing worth streaming on netflix, hulu, or amazon prime got drunk and wrote a dumb article. He also very much enjoyed i feel ok’s latest album on bandcamp and is considering purchasing it. If you want to give him a ride to the show there’s still time to email him at firstname.lastname@example.org. Or message him on facebook and harass him like he does to everyone else.